Definitions by GreedyGoblin

Wmpa

Where’s my person/pussy at?

Person 1: hey Wmpa

Person2 : otw home, come get it.

Wmpa by GreedyGoblin December 31, 2025

WMPA

Where’s my person/pussy at?

Person1: Hey…
Person 2: sup
Person 1: Wmpa?
Person 2: a otw home, come get it.

WMPA by GreedyGoblin December 31, 2025

Whore 

A woman who does anything she can to advance herself using sex, her body, and or her company for favors, money, a job, meals, rides, gifts, access etc.. Commonly confused with the word "Slut" Which is a girl or woman who just likes sex and is independent and does not want your money, your car, and or what you can buy her or get her.

You don't want that strippers number bro, shes a whore. Go get a real girl in the real world.

Whore by GreedyGoblin August 1, 2022

Punched Lasagna 

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

Punched Lasagna by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020