Punted

Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

"The man punted Baxter"

by Matthew Keenan May 24, 2007

Punted

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

Fred was on the verge of victory. He had his opponent down to 1 life but forgot to take his draw step. He sure punted that game of magic.

by spracdracular December 4, 2016

Punted

To cancel/blow off an obligation.

I was supposed to work a double today… I punted.

by Redwhitepill May 1, 2022

Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

by Dj Dec (Declan) December 19, 2008

Punted

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...

Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!

by Broady68 November 2, 2012

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 20, 2008