Pakcident 

A road traffic accident where there is an Asian involved and always at fault.
Commonplace in the UK.

D: How come them 15 pakis were standing on the hard shoulder next to that Toyota Carina E?

E: Looks like he hit the central reservation, must have been a Pakcident.

Pakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Plaxcident 

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.

That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!

Plaxcident by shadesOne December 16, 2008

Yakcident 

accidentally upvoting a post on yik yak that you meant to downvote (and vice versa). Yakcidents suck because you can't undo a yakcident. Also used as yakcidental and yakcidentally.

Ahhh shit man, I yakcidentally downvoted my own yak!

Yakcident by whodawhat October 24, 2014

yakcident 

A pile or puddle of nondescript goop left by an unidentified family member, usually a dog or a cat or another non-human, ambulatory creature.

Careful where you walk; one of the cats had a yakcident in the living room this morning and there might be more that I haven't discovered yet.

yakcident by bellbottoms August 16, 2011

Popcident 

Noun. Any accident or caustic spill on the skin that happens when poppers (Butyl Nitrate) are used to facilitate anal sex.

I had a bad popcident last night and it caused a telltale skin rash to erupt around my nostrile.

Popcident by bjayh November 19, 2009

Wakcident 

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.

D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.

Wakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007