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plancident

A plan gone awry with exceptional results.
An example of a plancident; Any episode of A Team would end after John "Hannibal" Smith (played by George Peppard) would Say "I love it when a plan comes together" and the ensuing chaos would have a favorable outcome.
by Jeff Szymanel January 9, 2009
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puncident

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010
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Plaxcident

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.
That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!
by shadesOne December 16, 2008
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plaxident

the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself
When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident
by Stefihoe December 9, 2008
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plannident

plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall
Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.
by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008
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Plaxident

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.
"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"
by Jasóncito December 9, 2008
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Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.
Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.
by fkiczula November 28, 2011
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