punchwank

verb. To assault while masturbating.

"‘It’s A Free Country’: Man Threatens TSA Agent’s Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State." Dude tried to punchwank his way through airport security.
minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/11/16/naked-man-tsa-checkpoint-minneapolis-msp-airport-assault-masturbation/

by December 29, 2021