stands for take sisors away! all they do is stand in the airport and take away things like beer sissor ur little swiss army knife but they somehow miss bombs.
by im not a terrorist! June 20, 2007
by Ben Hawkins September 07, 2007
by d-swizzzle October 20, 2011
by Cafe February 18, 2004
Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".
TSA Agent: "Sir, what is that in your pocket?"
Citizen: "It's my Blackberry."
TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"
Citizen: "It's my Blackberry."
TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"
by MisterAmericaMan November 29, 2010
Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
by Baaweet October 17, 2003
A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'
Passenger: "Okay, I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying."
TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault."
Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."
Don't touch my junk.
TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault."
Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."
Don't touch my junk.
by JackBlack10002 November 26, 2010