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Punchline Pirate

An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
Punchline Pirate by lenneord January 21, 2009

Punchlining 

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
Punchlining by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

punchmade 

damn he really punchmade
punchmade by japunchmade December 3, 2022

punchline 

the part of a joke that makes everyone laugh or delivers the "punch"
"Oh man, the punchline of that joke made me piss my pants"
punchline by Billko August 11, 2005

Puntland 

A region in Somalia where the accient egyptians originally came from. The Anccient Egytians used to call it " the land of gods".
" the Ancient Egyptians traced their origins from Puntland"
Puntland by YasmineAaliyah December 24, 2006

Falcon PunchLine 

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".
Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.