the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A sexual act where a man and a woman have sex while they are both being anally probed (i.e. fingered, fisted, etc.). Because of the difficulties in reaching to perform it, this would usually be done in a threesome/foursome/gangbang scenario.