punchabi

Relating to Indian food so bad that you want to punch the cook on the face

This Indian food is so bad it is punchabi.

If this place serves punchabi, I ain’t coming back

by Ivantheterrible March 24, 2020

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

punchable face

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.

Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in

by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

punchasize

threaten bodily harm in response to a benign request

Dimpus Burger worker: Do you wanna Dimpus-size your meal for a quarter more?

You: Want me to punchasize your face, for free?

by Rod Farva February 9, 2004

punchability

Someone whose face and/or personality is annoying to the point of an extreme want to punch him/her right in the kisser.

One who would be easily punched.

Jordan has a face with such a high punchability that it takes all of my will not to hit him.

by kingswampy January 28, 2014

punchable voice

A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.

I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020

punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant

I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.

by grobins September 13, 2003