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purelling 

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.
Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.
purelling by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

Pummelingus 

While eating a chick out, you take the extra effort to pummel the clitoris for MAXIMUM TORQUE!!!
Last night while performing pummelingus on Clarissa, she came so hard she gave ME an Irish Peel.
Pummelingus by O'boyle October 29, 2008

pummeling 

When you and your partner are having hard pounding sex and it becomes aggresivevly unpleasant
If you don't make me a decent cup of tea you're going to get a good pummeling in the ass
pummeling by church fart October 23, 2015

Bummel Pummeling 

To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.
"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my arse!"

pumullit-pwnted

to get the shit completely beat out of you
I went off a jump landed in a tree and got pumullit-pwnted.
pumullit-pwnted by me January 6, 2005

Chilian Pummelling 

The result of lowering a glamour model down the mine shaft for the trapped Chilian miners Christmas party.
Bronek's mum got a Chilian Pummelling
Chilian Pummelling by SOL-ion August 26, 2010