Pumptart

A gym junkee who appears to be able to lift more than he/she actually can lift.

Dude, check out that pumptart. He can only do like one rep of 25 lbs on that machine!

by RemrafINTHEDELL January 31, 2018

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Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.

The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.

by BadPirate July 7, 2008

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pumptard

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

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a poptart that is pimpin, usually filled with a pimp-like substance

Man, that poptart is so pimpin awesome, i think we should consider it one mean pimptart!

by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007

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to stupid people who are gay enough to make fun of a pimp ass word (pimptart)! FUCK YOU!!! go to hell u fuck face! dirty dummbass bitch!

P.S. OHIO RULES!!! unlike yo dumbass state (michigan)

Me: hey u suck
PimpOmatic9000: noooo
Me: face da truth hoe!
PimpOmatic9000: i suck
Me: damn straight!
pimptarts rule!
I be burnin yo bitch ass!!!

by miss pimp November 6, 2007

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