A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.
Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.
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Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.
The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.
by BadPirate July 7, 2008
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by JuggleMan July 7, 2008
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Liam: He looked so stupid!
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by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015
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Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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