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Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.
Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!
Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Pumptard 

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.
The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.
Pumptard by BadPirate July 7, 2008

pumptard 

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.
Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!
pumptard by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

Poptarded 

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
poptard by jiro August 14, 2003
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
poptard by Codeh May 27, 2006