pumpathon 

Spending long periods of time having sex with your spouse/partner/lover

Have you seen mike today ?
No him and Irene are having a pumpathon

pumpathon by Djc2508 January 15, 2014

pimpathon 

An event organized to raise money for incarcerated pimps who, once inside, will need help supporting their extended and often very large families who are still on the street.

I’ve convinced the Warden that we should sponsor an annual celebrity star-studded pimpathon once a year at the Fairgrounds.

pimpathon by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

poopathon 

a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.

omfg poop on my chest.
hey wana go to the poopathon later tonight? bring lots of towels!!!!11 LOL

poopathon by gray786 January 21, 2006

pumpatorium

Gym or gymnasium. Coined by the characters Hanz & Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) on SNL.

Hear me now and listen to me in Ten Thousand light years, we'd like to take this time to announce the opening of our new gym in Wayne, New Jersey. That's right. Ya! It's called the Pumpatorium!

pumpatorium by forkalsrud June 1, 2007

humpathon 

having sex for more than 24 hours

joey and jessica had a humpathon this weekend

humpathon by Roswell BRETT October 19, 2007

Pumpath 

A watersource cooler than a tap yet out done by a waterfall that treads the lonely path in the woods where water splashes on its feet bit by bit.

Pumpaths originated in a tribal village in South India. They have not become popular owing to their impracticality.

Please draw some water from the Pumpath.

Pumpath by Tristan Jimesh Samabaji October 1, 2009

pumatonin 

The act of stealing someone's microwave.

Yeah, I do a little pumatonin on the weekends.

pumatonin by WMan23 June 27, 2023