pump-handle 

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.

Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!

pump-handle by QuacksO December 19, 2016

periodic pump-handle pacification 

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

periodic pump-handle pacification by QuacksO December 7, 2019

Rusty Pump Handle 

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

Rusty Pump Handle by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker by Few good men January 17, 2017

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

pumphandle by billisan October 1, 2008