Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan September 25, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan October 1, 2008

Pumphandle

A sexual position were one holds their leg up behind their butt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.

"yeah it was great i think she enjoyed my new move the PUMPHANDLE."

by timbronnie May 19, 2005

albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle

by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012

punehandler

an expert in the field of fucking girls

He fucked me so hard i thought he was a punehandler

by punehandler September 28, 2008

periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019