Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
by Billisan October 20, 2008
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Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants
"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"
by Billisan September 25, 2008
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Pumphandle

A sexual position were one holds their leg up behind their butt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.
"yeah it was great i think she enjoyed my new move the PUMPHANDLE."
by timbronnie May 19, 2005
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pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants
dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!
by billisan October 01, 2008
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albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect
hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle
by yuyup the eblivarator January 01, 2012
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