Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan September 1, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan August 1, 2008

Pumphandle

A sexual position were one holds their leg up behind their butt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.

"yeah it was great i think she enjoyed my new move the PUMPHANDLE."

by timbronnie May 18, 2005

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan August 7, 2008

albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle

by yuyup the eblivarator December 31, 2011