billisan's definitions

chocolate leclair

a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people

Ambrose: How did your date last night go?

Bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan October 3, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan September 25, 2008

STD

short for: sexually transmitted diabetes, a case in which you get diabetes from having sex with very large girls, usually ones that are very fond of pie

Jamie: How did your date go with the pie lover?

Bill: Not good, not good at all, i got a case of STD

Josh: Which one ?

Bill: Sexually Transmitted Diabetes !

by Billisan January 20, 2009

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan October 1, 2008

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

by Billisan March 10, 2009

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008