chocolate leclair

a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people

Ambrose: How did your date last night go?

Bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan October 03, 2008

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

STD

short for: sexually transmitted diabetes, a case in which you get diabetes from having sex with very large girls, usually ones that are very fond of pie

Jamie: How did your date go with the pie lover?

Bill: Not good, not good at all, i got a case of STD

Josh: Which one ?

Bill: Sexually Transmitted Diabetes !

by Billisan January 20, 2009

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan September 25, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan October 01, 2008

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

by Billisan March 10, 2009

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008