Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan September 01, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan August 01, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan August 07, 2008

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan August 01, 2008

chocolate leclair

a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people

Ambrose: How did your date last night go?

Bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan August 07, 2008

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

by Billisan October 29, 2008

WWVMD

what would vic macky do? a term used to justify doing something immoral or illegal

a woman drops one hundred dollars out of her purse and she doesnt notice.

Jamie: Should we tell her?

Bill: Dude, WWVMD?

Jamie & Bill: Lets get wasted !

by Billisan November 30, 2008