A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive
evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first
people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and
homophobic.
"Hey
Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to
pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really
know."