A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive
evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that
Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the
first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually
attracted to
pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really
know."