pulling a matty
pulling a matty by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008
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Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)
A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-) by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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Pulling a Matt
"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
AJ: Hey Minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 GT special XT edition.
Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt
Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt
Pulling a Matt by Xenu3123 June 17, 2009
pulling a matt
Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.
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Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos
pulling a matt by ataturk🏳️🌈🌮 December 13, 2019
Pulling a Matt
Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.
Pulling a Matt by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019
Pulling a matt
When you get fucked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as crossfading then afterwards when you pass out you piss and shit your own bed for your mom to see.
Pulling a matt by Haagen-Dazs January 13, 2008
pulling a matt lauer
Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
pulling a matt lauer by stellatwinks November 30, 2017
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