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Pukey Duke
Pukey Duke by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017
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Pukes and Dukes
Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
Pukes and Dukes by Killentime December 28, 2010
Puke Dukem
The act of running into a bar bathroom needing to vomit, proceeding to open a stall door and projectile puke directly onto someone who is taking a crap. Then, punching them in the face to eliminate the possibility of any retaliation.
"Dude we gotta go...like right now" "Why?" "I just Puke Dukem'd a guy in there, we don't have much time."
Puke Dukem by prythirdeye November 6, 2011
Puke n Duke
Puking and duking (shitting] at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.
My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
Puke n Duke by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Duke n’ Puke
When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.
What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.
Duke n’ Puke by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
duke-and-puke
an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.
duke-and-puke by rickus July 25, 2006
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