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Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
by Killentime December 28, 2010

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Slang term for Vicodin (pain killers) used throughout most of FL and the eastern US.
Damn Brett Farve just threw another TD pass with a broken ankle, he most be popping those VDAN again.
IE: Yo dog you have any more of those yellow VDAN?
by Killentime December 28, 2010

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Getting Buttoned: Getting buttoned means you were sent to voicemail after someone saw you were calling. They pressed the end call, or the ignore button on their phone to avoid talking to you.
1. An't that a bitch my brother just buttoned me...and his inbox is full I can't even leave him a message. There is nothing worse than getting buttoned by my own brother.

2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?
by Killentime January 21, 2011

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