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pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.
Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!
pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009
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pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.
'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'
pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pokesturbate 

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.
"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
pokesturbate by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually
I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.
mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

peesturbate 

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)
Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.
peesturbate by Xapphire January 26, 2007

Pingsturbate 

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.
I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.
Pingsturbate by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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