pikesturbate

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

peesturbate

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

by Xapphire January 26, 2007

Pingsturbate

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.

I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.

by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009