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puhtz

A person who is a general dickhead, tryhard, that's no good at anything he does. Generally also lame
"That Stan guy is a total PUHTZ!"
"That dude over there's an absolute PUHTZ"
by Bjorkswag September 16, 2023
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Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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Putz-vetig

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.
He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).
by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019
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putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
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putza

is the same as 'pula' but in smaller proportions
shi umbli bai cu putza belita
by insperteese November 9, 2010
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Shmecky Puntz

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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putz12

The act of getting so mad that the things around you start to heat up
by blue man 44 April 27, 2021
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