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1. to act ignorant or stupid when one should know the correct way to act.
2. the condition of being a putz.
Dude 1: "This dude once bought an ounce of oregano thinkin' it was weed!"
Dude 2: "That was pretty fuckin' putzy.. didn't he at least smell it first?"

"See that guy over there? He's the putzyiest motherfucker I've ever seen."
putzy by GECMAN February 11, 2008
Related Words
Pussy that doesn't put out.
Man that girl is a total Putzy!
Putzy by kldktp July 12, 2011

putzy putzy 

A way of greeting or saying hi to a putz
putzy putzy by Putzyforlife January 10, 2014

Putzy Nuts 

A guy who moves extremely slow.
Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!
Putzy Nuts by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

Putzy's love for nami

Putzy's love for nami is the best and biggest thing ever, o3o
Putzy: i love you nami
nami: B-BAKA
Putzy's love for nami
Putzy's love for nami by slooeet November 19, 2017

Trump Poop Putzes 

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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