puetz

Circumsized foreskin, of a jewish boy.

My puetz smells like goat cheese.

puetz by Maryjane May 13, 2005

puetz

Equivalent to a queen in a deck of cards.

I have a pair of puetzs.
There are four puetzs in a deck.

puetz by Puetz May 13, 2005

Trump Poop Putzes 

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Pretzky 

Brazilian hip hop recording artist and songwriter.

Pretzky is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter. He is one of the best songwriters and ghostwriters, who has even composed international hits, which are unknown so far.

Pretzky by Katerina Michaels September 18, 2017

Pretzel Boy 

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Where’s Paetzke

The phrase one uses when they try to find someone who is lost on the roof of a building.

It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.

Hey guys, Where’s Paetzke?

Where’s Paetzke by JAXS123 September 19, 2019

pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work

"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"

pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009