puffwanker 

Someone that falls asleep with there fingers in there arse

You puffwanker

puffwanker by puffwanker January 14, 2016

pubwanker 

Bloke who laughs at everyfucking joke told

Allways one bloke who sits in pub and laughs at every joke day in day out...look at him hes a pubwanker

pubwanker by rottencock March 16, 2015

pubwanker 

Bloke who laughs at everyfucking joke told

Allways one bloke who sits in pub and laughs at every joke day in day out...look at him hes a pubwanker

pubwanker by rottencock March 16, 2015

puffwhacker 

Someone who has his dick in one hand and an electric cigarette in the other. The best part is no ashes will burn his manly pee pee.

Shannon likes that her husband Sean is a puffwhacker which means she gets to sleep without having to put out or worry about the sheets catching on fire.

Sean enjoys a little late night puffwhacking. He is the 2012 Marlboro Man.

puffwhacker by urbanwannabe December 2, 2011

Pusswanker

The biggest pussy you have ever seen. A pusswanker has no friends and is most likely gay and is into tugboats. Pusswankers deserve to be bullied.

I fricken hate that kid, dude he's such a pusswanker.

Pusswanker by SSkeeto March 27, 2019

puffjacker 

A person who likes to smoke any kind of shit just to puff something.

She gives head for a joint,what a puffjacking whore
That puffjacker,John, made me smoke weed

puffjacker by Maniack February 19, 2006

puffbanger 

what your penis is called if you have sex with Cecilia because she 'banged up your puff' or penis.

"Oh jeez i had sex with that new girl Cecilia, now my penis is all banged up!"
"Haha, you got a real puffbanger!"

puffbanger by Source: james milligan December 28, 2007