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pubwanker 

Bloke who laughs at everyfucking joke told
Allways one bloke who sits in pub and laughs at every joke day in day out...look at him hes a pubwanker
pubwanker by rottencock March 16, 2015
This is the act of masturbation. Where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his penis and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. This is most commonly performed by people going by the name Jordan.
Moving a pillow wrapped around a penis up and down to climax. Known as pwanking, you are a pwanker
Pwanker by Jon Beere. August 7, 2011

pudwacker 

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.
Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!
pudwacker by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

pudwacker 

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp
1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack
pudwacker by Britt119 January 11, 2008

pudwacker 

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.
What a pudwacker.
pudwacker by al November 26, 2003

Pusswanker

The biggest pussy you have ever seen. A pusswanker has no friends and is most likely gay and is into tugboats. Pusswankers deserve to be bullied.
I fricken hate that kid, dude he's such a pusswanker.
Pusswanker by SSkeeto March 27, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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