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pawlowski
to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.
originated from polish surname pawloswki
originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.
I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004
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palowski pucker
While getting a rim job, heat up a cheddar and broccli hot pocket at double the time. When done, you slam it on your cock. Causing not only your asshole to pucker up, but your partiner's lips will also!
palowski pucker by heat treat March 10, 2011
Pelowskii
giant asshole who makes out wtih your girl freind at a fat girls bat mitzvah he also sucks up 2 everybody and makes girls like him that way and is a huge dumbass motha fucka
dude that bitch is a pelowskii
Pelowskii by kealin dude March 18, 2009
Pukowski
I Pujowskied that bitch till dawn
Emma Pawlowski
The best most loyal, beautiful, perfect girl you could ever meet. So honest and smart, genuinely gets straight A's, is in love with me, a brunette, brown eyed sexy boy. -Alec Hollister
"hey who's that amazing girl over there with Alec????!!!"
"Oh that's just Emma pawlowski with Alec Hollister,"
"Oh that's just Emma pawlowski with Alec Hollister,"
Emma Pawlowski by Alec Hollister May 25, 2022
The Pawlowski
A large sandwich ordered from an Eastern European deli, which always includes Russian dressing, corned beef, sauerkraut, and eel sauce. Other variations include friend okra, ketchup, Brussels, and mustard seed. Typically served with white bread toasted for no longer than 45 seconds with buttered insides.
The Pawlowski by Lkwqdnvojqhjerogv née;lark for August 22, 2022
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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