Spruce

To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005

1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

by Whitgift Lower 5th 2006 July 29, 2008

spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

by Badass mutha fucka July 23, 2008

spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

by Ellara Strongheart June 30, 2020

Spruce

A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.

''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Spruce

A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.

After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.

by MrMan2000 June 16, 2019

Spruce

Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)

"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."

by Diego June 23, 2003

spruce

someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!

omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty

by Scrote Bag June 9, 2003