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punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.
You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.
punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.
Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!
Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

pudgemuffin 

Good job pudgemuffin.
pudgemuffin by example24 May 28, 2016

Pudmuffin 

Vagina.
Code word for vagina.
Would you like to have at my pudmuffin?
Pudmuffin by Pudmuffin Master March 22, 2009

pudgemuffin 

a name for a person who may in fact possess a muffin top, though generally their entire body appears to be a giant muffin top in itself, thus the pudgemuffin, one who's entire body resembles the unappetizing pudge overflowing over one's jeans.
"Wow Derek, did you see Taylor this morning in those skinny jeans? She is such a pudgemuffin," said Kaiti. "She should definitely stop eating so many dunkin donuts."
pudgemuffin by zoewondrpup February 1, 2010

punkmuffin 

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.
Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.
punkmuffin by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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