Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.

Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!

Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.

You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.

punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

Pudmuffin 

Vagina.
Code word for vagina.

Would you like to have at my pudmuffin?

Pudmuffin by Pudmuffin Master March 22, 2009

pissmuffin 

a word used when attempting to insult someone, even though there are really no hard feelings

Why did you eat my brownie you pissmuffin?!

pissmuffin by Kala May 31, 2004

Pussymuffin

When your fisting your girlfriend and suddenly a muffin falls out of her vagina. warning: do not eat!!

man: "hey babe this awsome Pussymuffin just fell out of your vagina"
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."

Pussymuffin by EPiC Karr0t January 6, 2011

punkmuffin 

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.

Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.

punkmuffin by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009

pudimuffin 

Pussy muffin

Your a pudimuffin

pudimuffin by Savannahnicole2001 January 15, 2016