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Puddlewasher
A classy lady caught in the act of washing her vagina in a mud puddle between clients while hooking. Often the "puddlewasher" is homeless, strung-out and wearing a skirt.
Brandon - Dude! Did you just see that?!
Dennis - See what?
Brandon - I think that hooker was just washing her vag in a mud puddle!
Dennis - A puddlewasher?
Brandon - That's fucked up. Let's get some lunch. I'm starving.
Dennis - See what?
Brandon - I think that hooker was just washing her vag in a mud puddle!
Dennis - A puddlewasher?
Brandon - That's fucked up. Let's get some lunch. I'm starving.
Puddlewasher by Bbrttown February 4, 2010
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That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
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puddleface
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Puddlewink
The act of secretly peeing on someone in the shower. When you happen to shower with your spouse or significant other and you have to pee, yet you are not comfortable enough to tell them your going to pee in the shower. So you have to find a way to pee without them knowing. Not to be confused with a Doodlewink which is pooping in the shower with your significant other.
Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.
Puddlewink by Puddle Winking April 18, 2021