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piddlewink 

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.
"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"
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Piddleton 

A hybrid name to describe Prince William and Kate Middleton, just like Brangelina describes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Piddleton is generally used by people who want to take some of the starch out of the Royals.
Sister: How come William and Kate don't have an acronym like other celebrity couples?

Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.
Piddleton by Barney Who-Ah November 20, 2010

Piddletwink 

Piddletwink - adjective

Someone who frequently urinates themselves
Example: "Josh is a piddletwink"
Example 2: "I heard that Steve might be a piddletwink"
Piddletwink by DeltaGlitch August 12, 2023