puddle fuck
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
puddle fuck by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
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FUCK PUDDLE
FUCK PUDDLE by biker mike` June 29, 2006
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Puddle of Fuck
Puddle of Fuck by WTFIceman July 26, 2008
Fuck puddle
Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?
Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.
Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.
Fuck puddle by Battle #1 December 2, 2009
fuck puddle
Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
fuck puddle by fuck puddle December 5, 2014
Coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021
Neapolitan fuck puddle
I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch
Neapolitan fuck puddle by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022
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