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Butt-puddle 

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.
Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle
Butt-puddle by Kalnadia August 11, 2015

Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
Butt Puddle by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

butter puddle 

The lower valley of a women's back. Preferably below a tramp stamp.
Jane didn't want a facial so I put it in her butter puddle
butter puddle by brewdrewzoo September 27, 2013

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.
"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."
Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

Puddlebutt

n. describes a butt after sitting in a liquid
“Oh no! Someone’s spilled their drink in the seat! I’m gonna get puddlebutt!”
“Look out! You almost sat in that spill! You don’t want puddlebutt
Puddlebutt by Footmouth May 23, 2026