Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Footmouth

Pearl Diving

v. the act of snowballing; kissing with semen being passed back and forth

“Dude me and my bro tried pearl diving and it was divine”

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n. a person who speaks like they have goobers in their mouth; synonym for goobergobbler

“I can’t understand you, goobermouth”

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n. a series of mistakes or fumble; a clumsy chain of fumbles

“I hit tripped, stubbed my toe, then hit my head on the bed”

“An unfortunate clumblechain”

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n. a person that lurks, looking for someone to mock, gossip about, or bother

“Watch out for the busy buzzard. He’s gonna get you”

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n. a bad thing that must happen before the “good pancake” may be had; the idea of the first pancake always being burnt

“Should i add this word to urban dictionary?”
“No dude that’s a bad pancake. Next.”

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n. a fellow who excessively and/or rapidly wanks

“You’re a freak. You’re gf told me you’re a jabberwanker”

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n. the person who gave you an STD/STI
*also works as gender neutral: “clapper”

“Oh no you got chlamydia? Who was the clapdaddy?”

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“Dude who was the clapper that gave you gonorrhea?”

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