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Definitions by Footmouth

Clumblechain

n. a series of mistakes or fumble; a clumsy chain of fumbles
“I hit tripped, stubbed my toe, then hit my head on the bed”

“An unfortunate clumblechain”
Clumblechain by Footmouth May 23, 2026

Busy buzzard

n. a person that lurks, looking for someone to mock, gossip about, or bother
“Watch out for the busy buzzard. He’s gonna get you”
Busy buzzard by Footmouth May 23, 2026

a bad pancake

n. a bad thing that must happen before the “good pancake” may be had; the idea of the first pancake always being burnt
“Should i add this word to urban dictionary?”
“No dude that’s a bad pancake. Next.”
a bad pancake by Footmouth May 23, 2026

jabberwanker

n. a fellow who excessively and/or rapidly wanks
“You’re a freak. You’re gf told me you’re a jabberwanker”
jabberwanker by Footmouth May 23, 2026
n. the person who gave you an STD/STI
*also works as gender neutral: “clapper
“Oh no you got chlamydia? Who was the clapdaddy?”

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Dude who was the clapper that gave you gonorrhea?”
Clapdaddy by Footmouth May 23, 2026

goobergobbler

n.

i. a dick sucker

ii. someone who talks like that have goobers in their mouth
Can you not talk and eat at the same time? You sound like a goobergobbler”
goobergobbler by Footmouth May 23, 2026
Mannn my gooter is on fire
“You got an STI?”
Gooter by Footmouth May 23, 2026