pud knucker 

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

pud knucker by Phucker January 27, 2007

Pud Knocker 

One who knocks puds with another "pud knocker"

(At a bar) This act, along with numerous others... "Say Dude...Ya wanna' come over to my place and "knock puds?"...would make you a Pud Knocker.

Pud Knocker by Mo.D April 27, 2009

pudknocker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability. Most often used by military pilots.

Around here, we got two kinds of pilots: the hotdogs who get all the hot planes, and then you got your pudknockers who dream of flying the hot planes. So, what are you two pudknockers gonna have?

pudknocker by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

pudknucker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability by thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
Also see: pudknocker

Oh, don't give a shit about the comment your brother just made, you know what a pudknucker he can be!

pudknucker by spitwad October 11, 2006

pugknucker pole 

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

pugknucker pole by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

pudknocker 

stupid men who fucks everything up so badly it's as if they attempt to execute tasks with their flacid penises,

Everything Randy touches turns to shit! What a pudknocker.

pudknocker by Hugh Mutha Fuckin Jass April 22, 2003

pudknocker 

Any vehicle (but mostly a 1980's beat to shit F250) that has a serious engine knock and leave puddles every where it is parked.

That Tony sure has a sweet pudknocker.

pudknocker by Bob 34 Dobbs March 28, 2017