"No, instead it's that when it comes to females, I either really like them or really do not. There are females here who I am fond of, but people like this meg person represent to me everything that's wrong with human beings. She's selfish, ignorant, and seems to be nothing more than a typical party girl that can't grasp any ounce of the Big Picture. I've always been upfront with my dislike for ignorant self-indulgants, male or female."
...but you see I am extremely well-versed in art, history, foreign language, mythology, writing, biology, music, physics, geography, geology philosophy, world affairs, calculus, economics, chemistry, technology, underwater basket weaving and will constantly remind you of this by actually listing all these subjects so nobody forgets how smart I truly am.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'