pudknocker

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability. Most often used by military pilots.

Around here, we got two kinds of pilots: the hotdogs who get all the hot planes, and then you got your pudknockers who dream of flying the hot planes. So, what are you two pudknockers gonna have?

by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

pudknocker

stupid men who fucks everything up so badly it's as if they attempt to execute tasks with their flacid penises,

Everything Randy touches turns to shit! What a pudknocker.

by Hugh Mutha Fuckin Jass April 22, 2003

pudknocker

Any vehicle (but mostly a 1980's beat to shit F250) that has a serious engine knock and leave puddles every where it is parked.

That Tony sure has a sweet pudknocker.

by Bob 34 Dobbs March 28, 2017

pooknocker

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.

"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"

by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

pudknucker

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability by thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
Also see: pudknocker

Oh, don't give a shit about the comment your brother just made, you know what a pudknucker he can be!

by spitwad October 11, 2006

pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

pussknocker

a person who jokes on someone for someone they slept with

you a pussknocker hatin cuz u dont get none

by ashley webb December 29, 2006