publictransportation 

a hella fucking rad account on Instagram that posts actually funny textposts.

also a bus

I was scrolling through my instagram feed at church and couldn't help but laugh when I saw what publictransportation posted. My pastor threw a bible at me.

publictransportation by Masiejo November 25, 2014

Public Transportation Karma 

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

Public Transportation Karma by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011

public transportation patience 

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation

After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

public transportation patience by von groovy April 13, 2019

Public Transportation Hands 

The state of a person's hands after riding on public transportation, such as a bus or train, and holding rails or touching seats. Often ends in the use of hand sanitizer.

Don't pick up that sandwich honey! We just got off the bus and you have public transportation hands! Here, use some Purell.

Public Transportation Hands by theLaura February 25, 2011

Public Transportation 

A means of urban transportation used mainly by the underprivileged and the working poor

Public Transportation in many cities is a rolling crime wave. Muggers, Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, Hip Hop assholes, Gangstas, A-Rabs, and other criminals ride public transportation with their ghetto blasters blaring. They challenge honest working stiffs, force them to stand, steal their money, and make them listen to evil Hip Hop "music."

Public Transportation by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Public Transportation 

vehicles that 930 million people tend to use every day
there are 7.753 billion people in this world as of writing this
that's quite a lot of percentage ngl

you probably have rode it once ig

"ride public transportation to save the ecosystem" A said.
"but about 6.8b people don't ride them" B said
"45% of people in america has no access to public transportation btw"

Public Transportation by ShimYeong January 25, 2022

Public Transportation Loser 

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

Public Transportation Loser by KImCobain October 18, 2015