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Definitions by theLaura

Public Transportation Hands 

The state of a person's hands after riding on public transportation, such as a bus or train, and holding rails or touching seats. Often ends in the use of hand sanitizer.
Don't pick up that sandwich honey! We just got off the bus and you have public transportation hands! Here, use some Purell.

DB Double Tap 

"Douche Bag Double Tap" A scenario where not one, but two, cocky, obnoxious "douche bags" are found together.
Sara "Oh my god is that Brock and Chip headed into the bar?"
Jane "Sure is. Wow they both have popped collars AND reek of cologne. DB Double Tap!"

also: Kanye West does a cover of Frank Sinatra's "My Way"... DB Double Tap.
DB Double Tap by theLaura October 22, 2010