ptremor
ptremor by mymomsideat March 6, 2014
Words you can keep
premorse
1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.
2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
premorse by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010
Related Words
premorse
The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.
Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."
Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."
Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.
Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.
Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.
Premoron
Premoron by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018
Buyer's Premorse
The feeling of regret experienced when purchasing a product but BEFORE the individual makes the purchase. (Similar to Buyer's Remorse but happens beforehand, not after the fact.)
I've got a bad case of buyer's premorse and am going to complain about the Kickstarter product before I've even experienced it.
Buyer's Premorse by Asking For A Comrade May 2, 2022
Premorisent
Premorisent (adj.)
A fleeting awareness that you may be the first person to experience a specific moment, say a unique sentence, or stand exactly where you are—unrepeatable and unshared by anyone before you.
A fleeting awareness that you may be the first person to experience a specific moment, say a unique sentence, or stand exactly where you are—unrepeatable and unshared by anyone before you.
• He paused mid-sentence, struck by a premorisent moment—had anyone ever said those words before?
• The rooftop was empty, silent, premorisent.
• She stood on the shoreline, feeling strangely premorisent, like the first and only witness.
• The rooftop was empty, silent, premorisent.
• She stood on the shoreline, feeling strangely premorisent, like the first and only witness.
Premorisent by ELN. April 24, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026