An example of a psychosomatic illness is when a doctor says you need to see a psychiatrist, because you were tired all the time and then another doctor runs some blood test and concluded you have mono

psychosomatic by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012

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Psychosomatic

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Psychosomatic by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

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Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010

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Psychosomatic

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

Psychosomatic by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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