psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian

She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.

by lala333 May 7, 2008

pseudo-lesbian

a heterosexual female who pretends to be homosexual for fun (usually with her closest friends)

Christina is such a pseudo-lesbian when she rubs my tits and I love it so much that I nearly orgasim everytime

by Sara Source February 24, 2011

Pseudo Lesbian

Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.

If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.

You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.

Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.

by ipo1107 May 24, 2009

Pseudo-lesbian

A straight girl who pretends to be lesbian or acts lesbian online.

I am a pseudo-lesbian

by nwf195 May 31, 2022

pseudo-lesbianism

An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.

Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.

by UnderscoremyTilde December 23, 2008

pseudo-lesbain

Post surgery male transvestite, who still likes women.

a person who wish's he was a pseudo-lesbainso so he could have sexual-intercourse with a female

by Erin Bergman, Joey Millen, Ryan Tisdale June 11, 2006

pseudolesbian

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006