Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.
If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.
You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.
When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.
Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.