pbsouth is a whorse that will send nudes to any guy with a diesel truck. she drives a ford ranger and still gets tattoos of turbos on her arm to show just how much she loves diesels. she posts pictures of being classy and how a lady should act and then posts nudes on instagram. she claims to go to all these diesel shows but no one wants her there because you'll catch something just standing near her.
girl: hey if i send nudes can i ride in your truck?
Many people become antisocial after having "downed a few", and so sending them to da pouthouse can "serve double-duty" --- it allows them to both sober up a bit and be already right near da porcelain throne when they'll need to take a whiz after imbibing so liberally.
The full elaborated word of gay suck. Used to address the gaiety of the person addressed and to expressdisappointment towards certain events that has or is being initiated. Or to say simply that someone suck.
Derived from various obscure passages by Lao Tsu on the subject of poontang, the definition has evolved over centuries and now refers to a no good fudge-packing Laotion people-juice eater, who pees sitting down, and spends entirely too much time and money hugging bottles of sake. A master of the dirty sanchez and the donkey punch techniques, a phouthong is very dangerous, but can be avoided (like most people do) from a far distance from his distinct gaseous odor.
"Oh shit there's a phouthong. Throw that brick at him and let's run."