Phouthong

Derived from various obscure passages by Lao Tsu on the subject of poontang, the definition has evolved over centuries and now refers to a no good fudge-packing Laotion people-juice eater, who pees sitting down, and spends entirely too much time and money hugging bottles of sake. A master of the dirty sanchez and the donkey punch techniques, a phouthong is very dangerous, but can be avoided (like most people do) from a far distance from his distinct gaseous odor.

"Oh shit there's a phouthong. Throw that brick at him and let's run."

Phouthong by GouchoSanchez July 6, 2004

pothong 

a skinny dog with a glock 19

watch the pothong on the road dey

pothong by Thighble March 23, 2022