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Ploughman's Lunch 

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.
Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.
Ploughman's Lunch by Nikki-D March 24, 2007
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Plough the lilies 

In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"
Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!
Plough the lilies by Juub May 21, 2015

ploughmans 

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
To find out about grafters search for them.
Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.
ploughmans by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006
(verb) The act of sexual intercourse.
Man, I'd like to plough her!

I wish to plough you.
Plough by LittleTitch December 17, 2008

Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012
to plough is to have sex very, very, very hard.
Candee: I love you! Harder, harder
Rowan: I love you Candee
Candee: Yes yes! PLOUGH THAT PUSSY!!!
Plough by Li Ying Chi November 22, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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