psofa 

The word that you SHOULD use when you want to tell someone to die.

Person 1: Hi how are y-
Person2: Psofa you asshole
Person 1: I-

psofa by eimai.ultra.famous December 7, 2020

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

profawk

A profawk is a portmanteau word, blending the words "professional" and "fohawk". It is a name given to a men's hairstyle that allows the individual to wear it professionally, in a more conservative and business-like atmosphere but also allows the professional to wear it in an edgy and voguish style outside the office.

I saw a lot of guys sporting profawks at the Young Professional's Organization mixer last Thursday.

profawk by DirtyRiegs June 25, 2008

Profanulism

The act of replacing certain vowels in profane language with the letter "A". Commonly used to convey the meaning of profanity without saying the actual word and feeling naughty.

Also makes people think that you are from Boston.

Example of the use of Profanulism:

"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "

Profanulism by GeoffWilkersonTheSeventh May 8, 2013

profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.

Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.

profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016

Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

Golden Schlond Poofa by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

Profartssor 

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.

yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.

Profartssor by GPenn December 16, 2010