profash
hick, scrawny white kid who smells like your thumb after you removed it from your the twat area after the act of masturbation
ur a profash
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Profash
An Encyclopedia capable of human speech or puts random diseases in the middle of sentences to confuse the fuck out of who ever their talking to.
Abyss: Yo fash wanna go pk 44s or mb?
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
Profash by SwagSurfin March 21, 2010
Related Words
profash • profashional • profesh • profastity • Poofash • prefashionable • Profasia • Profassholenal • profastinated • profasual
Profash
Leader and founder of the #1 P2P single clan on Runescape since mid July. Highly influential, reputable, and feared both as a clan Leader and single pker. Is often referred to as 'The Hitler of the Runescape clan world', in reflection of Hitler's power and intellect.
Profash by Jagex LTD. March 11, 2012
Profeshunal
Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.
Look at this profeshunal repair.
This product is made by a profeshunal company.
Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
This product is made by a profeshunal company.
Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
Profeshunal by Big-G April 7, 2020
Profassholenal
Marcia, you know Tony, your attorney boyfriend?
Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?
Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.
I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.
Stay away from him!
Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?
Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.
I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.
Stay away from him!
Profassholenal by TheAmazingCurryFart June 14, 2011
profastinated
Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.
I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.
profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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